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Welcome to Crazee Eddee's™. This ain't one of those pretend body shops invented just to sell tee shirts, this is our real car buildin' shack. Now, we don't claim to be able to build stuff, but we're sure as heck gonna try to build stuff. However, we're not stoopid enough to try selling it. We know we're not world class - heck, we ain't even bottom of the class, but if we try, and try again, maybe we'll come up with something good. This is our jus-fer-fun zone, where we try all those stoopid ideas and just see what happens. It's a big learning curve, cos there's a lot of stuff we've never tried, so it should be annoying, exasperating, painful, bloody, but - we hope - good fun, too.

We're gonna take a cheap-but-running-well kinda car, and cut bits off, stick bits on, throw some paint at it, and see what we get. Maybe a Hunka Junk™, but it will be our Hunka Junk™. Expect cliché, idiotic mistakes, plan changes every two or three seconds, and at least twenty nine paint schemes thrown by the wayside due to lack of patience/expertise/cash/whatever, but come along for the ride anyways. We'll tell you what we're doing, in first-timer language - cos we ain't the experts, if we didn't make that clear so far - and maybe we can all learn something as we go.

Please chip in with comments, suggestions, laughter, but lay off on the 'I'm better than you' kinda crap cos that won't help us one bit. We don't give a toot for those who want to do us down, at least we're getting our finger out and doing it ourselves for our own fun. Now, whaddya call that sorta coiled springy doohicky...?

Click a link to see how big a mess we're makin'....

pick a car, any car...
size matters
always marry a rich man
to flame or not to flame...
if it ain't bolted down, sell it
a complete change of plan...





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