Our online shop will offer fine apparel and accessories, featuring kustom art, hot rods, tiki, kitsch, pin-up, sugar skulls, b-movie ghouls and monsters. New designs come online all the time, and we aim to offer a broad range of garment styles and colours. Our shop uses PayPal™ for your convenience. We will also be offering the finest in kitsch klutter for your pad or hut, from cocktail goodies to pool partay essentials. When we find a spare moment, we also plan to bring you the finest in new music, from rockabilly to surf, rock or whatever, with our Blackie Carbon™ label currently scouring the known world and beyond for suitably insane candidates. Take a look at our link further down this page. If your band makes the grade, drop us a line...

Our Helluva™ radio show is online! Come on over to the Queen of Sheba's Watusi Hut™, where you can hear the best in current and past swamp voodoo, rockabilly, surf and whatever music, listen in as we meet people from the Kustom Kulture world, and wonder what the heck else Blackie Carbon is going on and on and on about...

We're putting together plans to publish books, zines and music - whatever we feel like showcasing. Our first venture, SUMP™ features a cover disc with every issue, showcasing the finest unsigned bands, lowbrow art, readers hot rods and bikes, tiki, tattoo, pin-ups and burlesque, and all other Kustom Kulture. Also, currently in production is our first book, a look at the Kustom Kulture in the South West. South West of the UK, that is. So if you are involved with Hot Rods, Tiki, Surf, old school tattoo, lowbrow or music in the south west UK, and you would like to showcase your work, please drop us a line.

Crazee Eddee's™ is our own bit of fun. It's a ramshackle bunch of rusting junk just now, but that will soon become an exquisite patina, hiding the same ol' bunch of rusting junk. This is where we aim to bring you news of our ongoing projects, such as a sweet 53 Austin from the UK which has been Rich's dream rod since he was about 6 years old - if only he could get round to actually doing something about it, and Emily's ongoing quest for a hot roadster, in burgundy flake. Also, news of our plans for kustom brightwork, shifter knobs, hood ornaments, kustom interiors, shrunken heads and whatever we think sounds like a good idea will turn up here... Feel free to chip in with your thoughts, ideas, suggestions, witty sarcasm and curses.

We are proud to sponsor Somerset and Exeter Derby Girls, who are training up to play full-contact Flat Track Roller Derby! These girls take no prisoners! Please add your support by visiting their website - just click the graphic on the right. HELLUVA™ provide the team with their t-shirts and promo printing, as well as designing one or two event posters.

Our online magazine is a collection of gigs we saw, events we visited, rusty ol' bangers we found in a field, drag races we almost missed, hot rod shows which blew us away and whatever else takes our fancy as we travel this big ol' world. Our friends all across the planet send snippets from time to time, keeping us updated with all kinds of kool stuff. Want to drop us a line to put in the magazine? Pics and musings always welcome. See our contacts page for our e-mail.

It's a perfect moonless night, so why not hop in the Mercury and cruise to pick up your kittie, stuff a 6-pack and a few pals in the trunk, and head on out over to the Sunset Drive-In™? There's a view over the cliff right over Koolsville, but the best view in the house is of the vintage flicks and homegrown clips we show, streamed direct from Helluva Studios™, YouTube, or wherever else we can find 'em. And don't forget to wipe those steamed up windows, or you'll miss the start of the show...

Viktor the monkey is your guide to this remote South Seas island, where you'll find all things tiki, watusi, voodoo and lounge. In the warming glow of bubbling lava pools, catch a cocktail at Tiki Hula's Bar & Grill™, rock it out at the mysterious Queen of Sheba's Watusi Hut™, hang out at the Shrine to the Shark Gods, or watch the everlasting sunset over Bikini Beach from TikiTiki Point. Whatever you choose, just enjoy the Hoodoo Voodoo Mumbo Jumbo™. True devoted visitors travel light - how big a bag do you need to carry a leopardskin bikini?

Show us your babes! We'll showcase your Hot Rod Honey for the world to see - and maybe she could win the quarterly prize, whatever that's gonna be. First round starts now. Got a hot rod or bike you want to show off? Take a snap of it, with your Hot Rod Honey draped over it, and we'll show it here.

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